About TGNP

The Good News-Paper

EDITORS & PUBLISHERS

Grace Kennedy
Nicole Look

REGULAR CONTRIBUTORS

Elizabeth Craig
Amanda Craig-Grieves
Bonnie Lateiner
Kriste’ Bouvier
Holly Dumond
The Happy Cooker
Tara Savage-Tabbutt
Dr. Kevin Emery

GRAPHIC DESIGN

Susan Jordan Bennett

Published monthly at Milbridge, Maine.

The Advertiser agrees that the Publisher is not liable for errors in ad copy, and the Publishers liability will never exceed the cost of the purchased ad space.

The publisher reserves the right to reject or return or cancel any advertisement at any time.

P.O. Box 162
Milbridge, Maine 04658
207-385-4250
Email Us

Published Monthly Nov-April and Bi-Weekly May-Nov

Sponsors

PCT Communications
Designer Health Net Talk Show
JDR Custom Coach

Columns

Archives

Joke of the Month

How to Find Your Wife, Even in the Busiest Supermarket
Follow these four point instructions, the technique never fails.
1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store.
2. Say to her, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the supermarket somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?’
3. The pretty girl will ask: ‘Why?’
4. You reply: ‘Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air.’
guy-sports.com