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The Wellness Expo

May 26, 2011
By: Guest Author

What does being healthy mean to you? Join the National Multiple Sclerosis Society for a day of exploration of all the dimensions of health and well-being with a MS-focused wellness expo on June 4th at the Muskie Community Center, Waterville. Chat with representatives about programs and services available through organization such as Alpha One, The ...

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Camp Forest Receives Grant for Camperships

May 26, 2011
By: Guest Author

By Nicole Carbisiero United Midcoast Charities granted Camp Forest in Brooks five hundred dollars to be used for Camperships for the summer of 2011. Camp Forest offers wilderness day camp, expeditions, and new in 2011, Homeschool Day Camp for boys and girls. Set among streams and woods in Waldo County, Camp Forest provides a full ...

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The Lawnmower Incident

May 26, 2011
By: Guest Author

Due to my busy schedule and lack of motivation to hang out in the pouring rain, the grass on my lawn was about 2 feet Sunday. Unlike all the normal people of the world, I have the crappiest mower EVER! I’ve nicknamed it, Heap of Hell Metal. It took me two hours to baby talk ...

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Camp CaPella Spring Clean-Up

May 26, 2011
By: Guest Author

By Brewer H.S. JMG Students Monday, May 23, 8:30 a.m. – 1:00 p.m. Plus $600 Donation from JOY DEDHAM, May 20 -  Students from the JMG (Jobs for Maine’s Graduates) program at Brewer High School will be providing fix-up and clean-up efforts at Camp CaPella this Monday from 8:30 am. till 1:00 p.m. The fix-up ...

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How to Find Your Wife, Even in the Busiest Supermarket
Follow these four point instructions, the technique never fails.
1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store.
2. Say to her, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the supermarket somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?’
3. The pretty girl will ask: ‘Why?’
4. You reply: ‘Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air.’
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