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Social Life, or Lack Thereof

April 1, 2010
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

I am running out of PG material for this column and am thinking of taking up writing for Cosmo instead. The only problem with that is I’m not all that sophisticated or fashionable and the only way I know of to drive a man wild is to spend time on Facebook in his presence. (Or ...

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It’s all good.

March 1, 2010
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

After last month’s column my husband says I’m not allowed to write about him anymore. It seems he developed a bit of local celebrity after I made public my cat’s vendetta against him. So, I’m back to the usual program of complaining about kids and cellulite. Actually, I’m going to go against character and try ...

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The Fur-minator

February 1, 2010
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

I know animals are not supposed to be capable of plotting evil schemes but I think our youngest cat, Misty, possesses higher intelligence then most normal cats. Misty has taken it upon herself to inflict a sort of bombardment of attacks on my husband, Tim, both physical and psychological. The things she does to him ...

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New Years Resolution

January 1, 2010
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

My new year’s resolution for the past, oh, 20 or so years has been to lose weight. I must admit, it is getting rather old, as am I. I wonder if there is an age limit on this pursuit of sexiness. I mean, seriously, how long am I expected to keep chasing the impossible dream? ...

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Warm and…feisty?

December 1, 2009
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

Warm and…feisty? Christmas shopping can be dangerous business. I truly believe that it is better to give than to receive but whoever said Christmas is a time for sharing and giving couldn’t have foreseen that lives would be lost in the 1996 Tickle-Me-Elmo massacre. Nothing brings out the best in people like a shortage of ...

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Admit It

November 1, 2009
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

Admit it! I often listen to Bob & Sheri, a radio talk show, while driving to work. The other day the topic was: Do you hate playing with your kids? Many people called in saying that they do hate playing with their kids and proceeded to describe the various means of evasion they employ to ...

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Growing Old Gracefully

October 1, 2009
By: Tara Savage-Tabbutt

I’m going to turn 35 this month. To some this may not seem like good news but, personally, I think it’s both good and bad. Let me explain. We all know that there are some unwelcome changes that come with aging. I am at the point where I’m beginning to notice a few of these ...

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How to Find Your Wife, Even in the Busiest Supermarket
Follow these four point instructions, the technique never fails.
1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store.
2. Say to her, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the supermarket somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?’
3. The pretty girl will ask: ‘Why?’
4. You reply: ‘Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air.’
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